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Aug112010

You %$#@ Jody!

Questions from the readers:

Levi calls Kiser a Jody. What the devil is a Jody?

A Jody is every military man’s worst fear. The name refers to a soldier who sleeps with other military men’s wives/girlfriends while they are gone on a mission, deployed, or TDY. He’s good-looking, muscular, has all his hair, drives an awesome car, and is very well endowed—a feature he doesn’t waste. 

How can you spot Jody?

Jody is the one standing laughing on the edge of the runway with the champagne, Kleenex, and a box of chocolate while a unit deploys to Timbuktu. 

Do the soldiers know Jody?

If they have friends, co-workers, live on a base, or have ever laid eyes on another soldier man, they do. 

Does Jody refer only to men?

[Hysterical laughter.] Um, no. 

So being called Jody is a bad thing, right?

That depends. Did your unit just deploy without you? 

What happens when someone is called a Jody?

The typical reaction is back-slapping, hand-smacking appreciation for being labeled so pleasantly by one’s acquaintances. Thanks all around and drinks on the house! 

Wait! Is the label Jody an insult or is it a complement?

Yes. 

Where is Jody now?

If you have to ask, you’re not him. 

So, uh, when exactly do you expect your man to return?

You %$#@ Jody!

Reader Comments (2)

Very good description! Love it!

August 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCC

This site is so awesome. You have done a great job. I love all the pictures!

August 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercturner

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